Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 06, 2019

There are always exceptions….. :P

Good answer for what Mr. Spaetzle had to go on.

This should lead to an interesting discussion in the teachers’ lounge.

You say something if the problem can be fixed, like “Your slip is showing “ or “You sat on a doughnut.”

This kid should go to law school. He’s good at finding loopholes.

Dear, people stopped checking your butt decades ago.

There are so many “situations” in our world today that cryptic questions leave a person with too many choices to visualize the reality. Bad guess on Mr. S’s part led to poor advice.

Better question would be, “Mrs. O sat on a doughnut. Should I tell her?”

Mr. Spaetzle asked a thoughtful question, and gave a very proper answer, but he was too polite to ask what the lad might be thinking. Avoided having the child say something that might require a visit to his office. Not a bad choice when talking to a child.

She was just saving it for later…

Who has a donut and doesn’t miss it when it’s gone?

Since yesterday was Fat Tuesday it was probably a leftover paczki which would make it an even bigger mess

How did she not know when she sat on a doughnut?

A loophole about a b** hole…..I like it

Congratulate Mrs. Olsen on her aim. Donuts move quickly.

Earl from Pickles had a marshmallow Santa stuck to his butt.Are these two related?

LOOK…before you sit.

This is what happens when accuracy is confused with truth.

Notice that nobody told POTUS about the toilet paper on his shoe, either. At least Mrs. Olsen isn’t constantly featured on national television.

Lol!

Probably the first time in recent days that Mrs. Olsen might be called “Sugar Butt” ! (To the caller’s instant peril!).

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It’s good advice: If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Good advice, but awfully simplistic. There’s the Old Greek Guy triad (I can’t remember if it’s Socrates or Plato), with the criteria (1) is it true? (2) is it kind? (3) is it necessary? That’s a little more realistic.

Then there’s — okay, I don’t know how virtuous this is, but it sure is universal: If you don’t say something awkward, it’s less awkward than if you did say something awkward. Everybody knows that. Usually about 30 seconds too late, but everybody knows it.