Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 04, 2019

The list price of a ticket to see what’s left of them is in triple digits even for the cheap seats.

I guess it’s just a case of them trying to be more objective.

Its an eminence front

Horton will never hear them now.

Is this now Old Flatulence comics?

Wait until they change it to The Whatever.

Why did we change it…I can’t explain.

Yeah. They move their listings from “Who’s who” to “Whom’s whom”.

Rock soap opera…

“Ask not for whom the bell tolls…” ~Donne

This was funny in 1978.

The surviving Who should join with the surviving Beatles and become the Hootles. They could finally really be mockers.

I was hoping that they were all secretly doctors, and would regenerate when they die. Talkin’ ’bout rege-ge-generation! (And long live Rock!)

I have “no time” for these guys. Can you guess whom I prefer to listen to?

Maybe they should change it to “Who Cares”.

Back off, fella, or they’ll dial it up to 11.

The new name is just a substitute.

Too old to drive, have to take the magic bus…