FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 01, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    I don’t want to know either, Andy.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Look on the bright side, Andy… if he got home in three minutes, you know he didn’t get a ticket.

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    LeeCox  over 5 years ago

    This is how parents’ hair REALLY turns gray before they’re 50!

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    Kwen  over 5 years ago

    Because hum… there are these nice guys in blue right there that want VERY MUCH to tell you, Mum…

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    My answer: “This is why you’re not driving the car for a couple of months unless were in it with you!”

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    He destroyed it

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    Why does the speedometer go up that high, if your weren’t intended to drive that fast?

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    contralto2b  over 5 years ago

    The fastest I ever got my little Gremlin to go, was 90. Did unofficial drag racing on long straight stretch of road (2 lane divided highway) between my college traffic light and a traffic light near home. It was a stick shift and I was really good at getting off fast at the start. (Area was rural at the time and I only did it late at night)

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 5 years ago

    My parents’ 1970 Chrysler wagon still had headroom at 117. Allegedly. So I’m told.

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    I can easily hear the tone of Peter’s voice as he says that…

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    kab2rb  over 5 years ago

    Surprised no speeding ticket. Time to turn over the keys, driving suspended.

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 5 years ago

    Oh my dad had station wagons for years for his job and we loved them, got to side in the back with the seat down and our feet dangled out. However on the L.I.E. (Long Island Expressway) that thing moved…..yeah yeah a girl that loved powerful cars and still does….

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    My own juiced-up Corolla – 104(coulda gone higher)

    My friend’s Former Highway Patrol Car – 110

    Another friend’s juiced-up Camaro – 120(thought we were gonna die)…

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