Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 21, 2019

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    I could never get comfortable enough to read in bed. And my air would choke off if I dozed like that.

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    jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    3 paragraphs would be a record for me…..;)

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    jarvisloop  over 5 years ago

    As I have said before, growing old is Hell.

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    Doctor Toon  over 5 years ago

    Most of the books I read are at least 500 pages

    I’m glad I don’t fall asleep that quick or I would never get through them

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    I like to read in bed before going asleep, although my sleep timer is a little longer, 3 to 5 pages. Takes me months to finish a book. Unless I’m really into the story, then my sleep timer is 3 to 5 chapters.

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    WaitingMan  over 5 years ago

    As I don’t read in bed, this is not a problem for me. I fall asleep reading in a comfy chair.

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    david_42  over 5 years ago

    About once a month I’m asleep when my wife comes to bed. I wake up, she falls asleep within two minutes, and I take 15-20 to get back to z-land.

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    richkinn  over 5 years ago

    25-40 pages in bed, lights out, set the timer on the clock for 15 minutes of music. I normally miss the end of the first song whether it’s Derek Trucks or Gordon Lightfoot.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 5 years ago

    That’s sweet.

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    Janis, I know of a couple of “alarms” that could interfere with the timer… ☺

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    I read in bed. Right after sex.

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    boydwwadams  over 5 years ago

    A bygone era, reading in bed…if there was a book with three paragraphs that could knock somebody out, it’d be a best-seller!

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    mauser7  over 5 years ago

    This has never been my problem. Stopping reading and going to sleep is my problem. But after enough years of marriage I know to turn out the lights when my wife does(She reads almost as much as I do).

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    I don’t do anything in bed but sleep. Too uncomfortable to read and watch tv.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Must a volume of the tax code.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    The only thing I read in bed is my wife – and that’s using the Braille method…

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