That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 13, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    “It doesn’t matter. I just want to go to college to attend games and party.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “I can’t even make her appear athletic, and I certainly don’t have enough money. I guess she will just be selling flowers on the street.”

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    Yes, we are here waiting for the restore of Wi-Fi connection.

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    Strob  almost 6 years ago

    “Oy, with the vaping pens already, they grow up so fast!”

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    PICTO  almost 6 years ago

    I was told college is a fountain of knowledge where students go to drink…

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    You know, this whole school thing: it just doesn’t add up. I mean, that’s my problem, it doesn’t seem real; when I put the numbers together, they just won’t become a sum thing!

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    The neighbors get painted by Kandinsky. Who do we get? Some schmuck named Korin.

    Stop kvetching Grandmom. Just sit up straight and pose for the painting.

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    orinoco womble  almost 6 years ago

    “How can I tell her the scholarship list is already out and she’s not even on it?”

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    Army_Nurse  almost 6 years ago

    very contemporary, Mr Melcher! Nice job.

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    jbrobo Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Ok….grandma needs a new dress. with 50 polka dots per square yard…how many yards of cloth would she need to make a dress that has 500 dots on it? Take your time “

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    Buzzworld  almost 6 years ago

    Grandma is making a farting noise with her hand.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Wow. This strip has no lead time at all?

    Not that I’m complaining – I like it.

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    grandparent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    However, my (own) ACT scores gave my college professors greater expectations than were warranted. I just scraped by.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    “Aw. This is cute; ‘Tell Tale Heart’. Let me run this over to that Poe fellow for a proof-read.”

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    J Short  almost 6 years ago

    Where did you say this pot came from?

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    Pocosdad  almost 6 years ago

    Little Svetlana puts her new creativity training to work on Grandma’s tax return.

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    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    Mrs. Moronavich, lamenting teaching her kids to read when they could be making money in the Russian porn industry.

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    Papared25  almost 6 years ago

    “I’m normally a nice person, but if you don’t get that paparazzi paintbrush outta my face I’m gonna smack you into next week!”

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    Holden Awn  almost 6 years ago

    It’s a beautiful piece of art, but I wonder 1) why is the older woman so sad / disinterested/ bored? 2) how, exactly, does the man’s belt, over a shirt that’s outside his pants, work?

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny  almost 6 years ago

    Looks like a very young child. Early addition. You can count on your fingers for that. I know I did.

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    YatInExile  almost 6 years ago

    My, that was quick.

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    Al Nala  almost 6 years ago

    The Associated Press reported, "Fifty people, including Hollywood stars Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin, were charged Tuesday in a scheme in which wealthy parents allegedly bribed college coaches and other insiders to get their children into some of the nation’s most elite schools.

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    pcolli  almost 6 years ago

    “If she recites her multiplication tables over again, I am going to do something horrible!”

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    lagoulou  almost 6 years ago

    Such a disappointment these kids are….I’ve had it! Off to the Gulag they go!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Oh great! Now her mother says she won’t be home for another month.

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    Czarka  almost 6 years ago

    Mabrndt filed his post as usual about 2 hours ago. I don’t see it now along with my comment. It is not there now. All his past posts and profile are missing. Comments anyone?

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    d1234dick Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Grandma feels bad that she can’t help candy fill out her college application, because she can’t read, but candy will get in because grandma, saved a bundle of cash.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 6 years ago

    I declare, “Priceless” today is a hotbed of cynicism ! I am shocked and appalled! LOL!!

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    Billy Yank  almost 6 years ago

    Steve Melcher’s offense is probably that he disparaged a living person who is not Donald Trump. You don’t see this happening to Non Sequitur or Two Party Opera.

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    Steve Melcher creator almost 6 years ago

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Aleksey_Mikhailovich_Korin_(38333251745).jpg

    (best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. See Other versions for strip coloration image.

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=10339

    https://sovcom.org.uk/authors/author.php?pl1_cid=432&pl1_id=580&p_f_2_1=580&p_f_3_1=580

    http://artpoisk.info/artist/korin_aleksey_mihaylovich_1865/bio/

    https://www.tretyakovgallerymagazine.com/articles/3-2016-52/story-behind-painting

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the 3rd in Russian; again, Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2157 (March 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

    P.S. Thank you Steve, for reposting this for me, and Czarka, for alerting me to the situation. I really appreciate it!! Hopefully, if you wish, you can read my comment on future strips at my profile

    https://www.gocomics.com/profile/1173799

    if not at the strip itself. Mabrndt

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