Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 17, 2019

Think of the water savings…

I’ve had curries like that

Wait! There’s a bunch of stuff I wanna get rid of before you fix it.

At the other end of the wormhole is a brown dwarf star.

and that is why you should not mix taco bell with white castle

The spider wants to catch WHAT?

well, (black) holy sh…

Reminds me of one of the early stand-alone video games. I don’t remember the name.

Impressive.

“Of course, I charge extra for astrophysics. And, I gotta run over to Home Depot for parts.”

A black hole out of a human probably means it’s too late to see a doctor and be told you need more roughage.

Rod Serling would know exactly what to do! :>)