The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 26, 2019

Count me in, Rory!

I’ll take the non-smoking section.

Two tickets to paradise please!

Wider seats, more leg room, no bag charges, people meeting and seeing you off at the gate, real food served to you, no x-rays or scans, and the flight attendants were young, thin and pretty – those were the days. The only negatives were smoking and an occasional hijacking to Cuba.

I’d say she’s seen enough of that nut.

Here at Rory airlines,we may not reach altitude,but we “always have attitude!” snort

I think this is the first time that Rory`s comment has made sense.

Oh… the frog said that…phew.

Oooooo -there is so much room between the seats!

Peanut allergies are horrendous for certain people. Any severe allergy needs to be taken seriously.That said, today’s strip is funny, given that it contains common sense, (at least on a plane, you can see the peanuts and avoid contact), and it harks back to the days the cockpit door indeed was open. Before 9-11.