That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 18, 2019

“Please, don’t be stubborn and give me your makeup secrets.”

Orpheus recoils from Eurydice because her breath smells like she been dining off the ebb tide buffet.

“Say yes, just a little kiss, don’t make me beg you, only the lips no tongue.”

It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that you’re blinding me.

How about an Altoid or Tic-Tac?

Someone needs to talk to Margery about personal hygiene.

No one would believe Flavius. #METOO

When I told you, “I felt like a woman.”, I didn’t mean I wanted you.

“It’s ok ,dear but you need to get over it…..my mother only comes to visit once a year!”

“NO HICKEYS!”

Please, I can’t take you to the beach looking so pale!!!

Oh, no, not again. That’s just a Hollywood myth lady! I do not have a casting couch. Besides, I’m happily married.

Oh mom, please, it’s just a zit. I can do my own zits! Please!

“Sorry my dear I just don’t like women” (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Refuses to give his tanning secret.

But Captain Mar-Vell used to be a man!

She hated to be seen as just another band groupie, but she just couldn’t hold herself back from a hot lead lutist.

It’s now at the RBKC with really detailed provenance (https://www.rbkc.gov.uk/CalmView/Record.aspx?src=CalmView.Catalog&id=LH%2fP%2fOT%2f0392&pos=1) and a nice commentary. They don’t discuss how Eurydice acquired those talons on her right hand where her fingers should be.

Orpheus was neither the first nor last man to go through hell for a woman.

Orpheus and Eurydice: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Frederic_Leighton-Orfeo_ed_Euridice-1864.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/leighton_lord_frederic.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=9 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/leighton/leighton_bio.htm 

http://www.all-art.org/history400-1.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/frederic-leighton 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/lord-frederic-leighton/ 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/leighton/ 

http://www.avictorian.com/leighton_frederic.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/14 

https://www.royalacademy.org.uk/art-artists/name/lord-leighton-pra 

http://drawingatduke.blogspot.com/2014/10/lord-frederic-leighton-1830-1896.html 

http://hoocher.com/lord_frederick_leighton/lord_frederick_leighton.htm 

all have info, or perhaps links that point to info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 6 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/02/08?comments=visible 

has the prior painting (my comment there had the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2160 (March 17, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Fightin’ off the chicks-Yeah – That’s the way to do it-Play the lute-On the MTV

It’s sad when foreplay goes bad.

“For goodness sake, woman – I said, ’Not tonight”!

Trust me, you don’t want me to look at you. It’d be far worse than being a pillar of salt.

" I am not going to tell the Orange Emperor that I, too, miss Justice w/ Judge Jeanine. "

“Damn it, Eurydice, go to Hades!”

no! you can’t have my red scarf, I want my husband to see me in it.