Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 05, 2019

Great. Now I’ve got the song, I’m in Love with Attila the Hun, from The Dick Van Dyke Show, stuck in my head.

So… are they wanting him to be less, or more, @tacky?

@tagirl!

I assume you’re aware that he didn’t just come from the costume shop. (By the smell, if nothing else.)

Well, Attila was also called the “Whip of God”. Pretty scary indeed.

He looks like he thinks that’s a decapital idea.

The Fun?

Rats… that would change the e-mail address I set up for him:

Tillie@HunnyBun.

(I left out the end cos he controls his domains.)

They should tell that to Isis…..

“Lets break for lunch, whata ya say we order out. Mongolian Beef okay?

Slay them, Attila! Slay them now!

Sorry, legal thinks that the proposed name is likely to be confused with Attila the Nun, and you don’t want to mess with her.

He should dye his hair orange.

It’s our own desire It’s our own remorse to Help you to decide to Help you make the most Of freedom and of pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever Everybody wants to rule the world

Change his hair style (lose the helmet) and he can be Atilla the Bun. Change his weapons and he can be Atilla the Gun.

Send him to Chicago and test out the new marketing plan…

While looking for the history behind the 1954 movie “Sign of the Pagan” (starring Jack Palance as Attila) I ran across a children’s book called “Attila the Pun,” about his wordplaying kid brother. The protagonists tried to conjure up the ghost of the leader, but … At one point the ghost they got floated into a bar and asked, “Do you serve spirits here?”

he was actually a nice guy, if you were on his side

putting the fun back in funeral