Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 06, 2019

Not to mention the daily fight over who gets the Eggo waffle.

“Lego! My arch nemesis!”

… and you’ll be left to pick up the pieces.

“You can’t possibly hurt me like Jack.”

She wouldn’t hurt him more than his x-girlfriend Miss Thumbtack.

Now please bring our food to the table, and step on it! We’re in a hurry!

“So to complete myself I need a leg, oh.”

Foot will only get hurt if Foot tries to walk all over Lego.

At least he’s being honest……lol

Leggo my Lego!

All in all I’m just another brick in the wall.

he just has to keep trying to woo her.

eventually, he’ll get a foot in the door

You’ll only hurt her when you come home drunk and pass out on the floor.

Glad to see that foot from Monty Python is still out there.

Thanks for the painful memories!

And you’ll be left to foot the bill.

Not as much as your little sibling, the two post block or the single!!

Love hurts.

… especially at 3 a.m. in a dark living room. Ouch!