Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 17, 2019

How do you know, Lucy, every sister with a brother feels that way? Paige Fox might with Jason (and maybe Peter) as well as Elizabeth (and April) Patterson with Michael.

Don’t worry Charlie Brown, men don’t understand women. That is why it is said that women are from Venus and men are from Mars.

I can’t believe a big sister can be this heartless and clueless…..on the other hand this is Lucy Van Pelt (bully…er….fussbudget extraordinare) we’re talking about.:/

welcome to manhood, Charlie Brown

“The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want?’” (Sigmund Freud)

And what about brothers who want to throw their sisters out?

Not every sibling feels the same way as you

Lucy’s parent’s should send her to a ‘convent’ for about a month … perhaps that might soften her up.

For Lucy, “guilt” is a verdict in a trial…

I always like to say that my siblings are all people I would want to know even if I wasn’t related to them. Of course, when we were much younger, my older brother & I would fight like cats & dogs. I’d have thrown him out…but he was much bigger than me AND a body builder!

What he doesn’t understand is meanness…

There’s two things that will make Lucy feel completely guilty..1. Schroeder moving away. 2. Peter Griffin(Roadhouse mode)..How can Sparky allow her to be so cold?

Sally, of course, tries to move her stuff into Charlie Brown’s room anytime he’s away for more than 5 minutes.

No Chuck, YOU get it. She doesn’t.

i throw my cat out of the house when she pees on lol

pees on *me*

I’d like to be an inspiration one day.

He doesn’t have a brother…that’s why.

Don’t give Sally any ideas, Lucy.

But what will the parents say…

Lucy, you’re mean and cruel.

Lucy makes sense. The elder sibling normally takes an edge. Did I say bully?

Wonder why she didn’t charge Charlie Brown for that information. 5 cents please.

Ok, I will make sure that my big sister never reads this strip.