Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 20, 2019

Did not think of parental concern, did you, Lucy?

These days, he probably would have “The World’s Greatest Attorney” with him suing her for kicking him out of the house…

Good question, Linus. Does your mom know anything about this?

too bad you live there lucy!!!

No. She hasn’t even noticed you’re gone.

He pulled the Mom card

Linus, just tell her that Schroeder is waiting for her at his house with a box of chocolates for her. She’ll leave so fast that she’ll leave the door wide open. You walk in and then lock all the doors .. and she’ll be on the outside looking in.

Can you imagine Lucy as an adult female with PMS?

It’s hard to tell. All she ever says is, “Wah wah waaah wah.”

Yeah, I want to know that too.

This is totally stupid. I’m just not staying with this loop until Linus gets home.

Mom is in the hospital, Linus. But don’t worry. Tomorrow you’ll get good news.

Lucy could use a knuckle sandwich to go into that big mouth. Schulz must of had issues with an older sister when he was a kid to focus on a character as nasty as Lucy

Linus: How come you miss Lucy and your mother if you won’t go away?

“Yes. Just this morning she asked, ‘Where’s that preachy little kid with the blanket?’”

There is no more Mom or Dad – I’m in charge now.

This is still the same day and mom does’t know yet.

By the way Lucy, I sent back to Schroeder an invitation to something. I wrote back, not interested without regrets.

Are you sure you want to ask that Linus?