Swan Eaters by Georgia Dunn for May 01, 2019

- now for a vow of loud crunching noises.

Offal is totally clueless (normal for him, I think) of the danger he is in right now. Do you really want to admit that to him? What about any vows/promises you’ve made to Vesper and how important those apparently are to you? What do you think he will think about that?

Come on Wiggy! Show him what he’s dissing!

Don’t start bonding with him, Wiggy! He’s not your bro.

He’s only gonna take you for granted, Wigglesworth.

just as an experiment, how about trying to twist his head off of his neck?

I think that would be easier than knocking that smug look off of his face.

but let’s make certain.

Wiggy, I think it’s time and past time for you to remove the hood. And smile.

Offal we all know you break vows all the time. You should just call them suggestions instead.

Would it make any difference if Wiggy showed who or what he was? Offal comes from family that seems to deal with the supernatural quite often.

Wiggy, you realize that Offal’s broken vows are probably directed toward Vesper? I think you should let him have it! (I’m with some of the other suggestions to take off your hood and smile toothily.)