B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 09, 2019

Make like a tree and leave.

You’re easily terrified!

And you have the NERVE to call yourself a “tree!”

“Dang……..Thought I got rid of those….. Worse than acne……I always break out in the spring…..”

No actually like “I can breath again! Don’t have to hold my breath!”

come on Bud.

Leaves are tricky. And they have 5 months or so to plot how to scare the bejeebers out of their tree.

Just leaf it at that.

Let the “leaves” fall where they may….

Leaves are tree lungs. I suppose if our lungs popped out of our bodies every spring we would get a little twitchy too.

Interesting, But not Funny.

It probably should freak you out when it’s popping out of a part of the branch that would not normally grow leaves. If one actually looks at a tree, as Mr. Hart clearly has not done, you will notice that leaves grow at the end of branches almost all the time.

Don’t be.. First born are always special.. even if you are scared of parenthood your are.. up for it.

He was certainly taken abark…

We had to cut down our live oak of some 75 years, and were devastated. We planted NEW oak, though, and it’s ADORABLE. It’s about six feet high now and just put out its FIRST set of leaves. They’re so young and spring green. I feel like a new mama. . .

Why don’t you make like a tree…and get out of here.

Well if the leaves started as buds then as they grew the could become his buddies.

Just a tease, like dating websites.