Getting picked up by a female spider often ends with the male being devoured.
Nope. Not even close.
The WORSE “pick up line” for a Spider starts with: “Welcome to My parlor……..,”
He bit Peter Parker…and it turned the spider into a geek!
It works for Spiderman.
Not as bad as, let’s go surf the web.
It’s just the wind vibrating your web.
Spider-man! Spider-man! Does whatever a spider can!
I loath a-rach-needs!
I will have to try that line!
That’s one of the problems of dating a spider. They get all clingy once they are interested in you.
Just one question: what would make spiders want to procreate? Brrrrrrrr….
The things males do to avoid parenthood (and consumption)!
It was the female who senses were tingling.
Just spinning a lie.
Not all spiders devour their mates.
Well, I guess he just needs to pick up the threads and move on…
Robert4170 over 5 years ago
Getting picked up by a female spider often ends with the male being devoured.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Nope. Not even close.
The WORSE “pick up line” for a Spider starts with: “Welcome to My parlor……..,”
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
He bit Peter Parker…and it turned the spider into a geek!
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
It works for Spiderman.
Watcher over 5 years ago
Not as bad as, let’s go surf the web.
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s just the wind vibrating your web.
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
Spider-man! Spider-man! Does whatever a spider can!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
I loath a-rach-needs!
blakerl over 5 years ago
I will have to try that line!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s one of the problems of dating a spider. They get all clingy once they are interested in you.
Snoots over 5 years ago
Just one question: what would make spiders want to procreate? Brrrrrrrr….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
The things males do to avoid parenthood (and consumption)!
Stream of conscience over 5 years ago
It was the female who senses were tingling.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f over 5 years ago
Just spinning a lie.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Not all spiders devour their mates.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Well, I guess he just needs to pick up the threads and move on…