Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 13, 2019

What are they selling in the booth on the right?

When you’re carrying a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

The Fink is all about: I came, I saw, I continued to saw….

He has been oblivious to his poll numbers for quite a while now – good to see some context i suppose

Is Java also in the torture section? I am a programmer, and Java feels like torture.. :’(

If he wants torture tools, go look in the Dental – Tool aisle. (I just had one of my upper canines extracted this last Thursday! So I should know.)

Get some rake handles and pole the peasants.

I’m surprised he cares about his poll numbers!

Take away the red hair, replace it with yellow, there it is! TRUMP

If the king wants torturing advice, he should ask Leo from the Scary Gary universe. I am sure the two might make an interesting team, Rodney and Gary would.

No-one is in the Java booth. He’s probably in the loo again.

Don’t blame the tool. Blame the man, or in this case, King.

If you are the non-elected King for life. Why would you care about your Poll numbers. It’s good to be the King.

Anytime my right hand holds one of those tools my left hand starts to bleed.

I thought that the torture section for men was the feminine hygiene aisle…

Multi-use tools.

It is good to consider other functions.

I taught Pascal for a number of years. Sure beat basic. Then there is machine language. Also used Forth for a while. Hated C++ Would have killed for a type “string”

Arrggghhhh! I just got home after a performance of John Webster‘s “The White Devil”. It was in modern dress, and the final killings were done with cordless power drills!