Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2019

No DVR?

Emergency to one a crap excuse to another.

How can two stranded a motorist and his friend give their rescuer food when the automobile with which to carry the food isn’t in functioning order?

I don’t watch it, but I know some people are like that about it.

In binge watching mode for a TV show on which you’re hooked, you’re not moving from that couch!

You know nothing, Goat.

Game of Thrones is everywhere. EVERYWHERE! I CAN’T TAKE IT!!

Rat cares little and less about your problems, Goat.

Don’t lie, Rat. Game Of Thrones has become absolutely pathetic.

Rat needs to be throne out of this group!

Goat and Pig should be happy they are stranded.

No road service?

If it was Downton Abbey I wouldn’t even answer my phone.

Game of Thrones? Is that a show about people sitting on the toilet while playing FOE?

…Does Steph have a tie-in deal with HBO:-$?

Rat should just watch the show on his phone as he drives out to help.

it is only an hour – sheesh

Calling, Rat for help was your first mistake, Goat. Try, Zeeba Neighba if he’s not being harassed by the crocs that is

Keeping Rat frozen on his couch for over two months is a good thing.

Dum dum da da dum dum …

What? A modern TV? Rat finally replaced the clunky 20th century console TV and isn’t sitting on a pillow!

Waiting for PIG to have a HISSY FIT! Lol

There are many shows/series that I never watched.

Friends, Seinfeld, GOT, The Walking Dead. I now that many enjoyed those shows/series, but I really didn’t care one jot about them.

Rats watch GOT?

I’m probably in a very small minority here, but I’ve never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones. What’s the big deal about?

Calling AAA won’t do any good because they like Game of Thrones too!

A columnist in my local newspaper wrote not to disturb him during the season premiere of GoT lest he turn violent. I, on the other hand, never succumbed to that addiction….

“lots of naked women”

That would explain why many people are obsessed with it.

If Goat is so smart how come he’s calling Rat instead of AAA?

you know, that embodies exactly whats going on right now.