Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 12, 2019

Then they transformed into

.. bombs (Oh well, the lights are already out)

.. barrels of toxic waste (PCBs)

.. Teslas

Brilliant, Poptimus Past-His-Prime.

Pop’s gotta learn that there are different kinds of transformers nowadays.

Dad is also a transformer, he was transformed into a fool himself.

Seems he didn’t even need to go shopping for them!

Hey kid, he risked his life for those!

And a happy Mother’s Day to you, too.

How could he resistor?

Somehow, his signals got crossed

There should be no sparks on the transformers with the main HV feed cut off.

Watt’s a transformer?

When those OTHER ones stay too long, I always tell them, “GO, bots!”

And those wires still carry a charge? Those are fresh!

Guess he wasn’t around during the 80’s.