Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 23, 2019

“A week? I could’ve sworn it was a Fortnite.”

all three of my kids at the end of spring break

If only you could really avoid growing up (and growing old) simply by ignoring the passage of time.

Good one!

You gotta go get a job now, kid.

Kids these days! (said every older generation)

Eating wrong stunts your growth and development. He is fat and green with pimples and needs a bath.

Silence…. no response…… WAIT I’M ON LEVEL ELEVEN!

Metamorphis-IOS

“Wait. You spent the past four years playing games on your phone instead of earning a degree?”

Also in his own political news cocoon.

Hope I’m not starting anything.

Which begs the question, Why in hell would any parent give a kid under 18 a cell phone?!

That puts a different spin on things.

Since when does it only take a week?

How’d he get that phone in there?