Pickles by Brian Crane for May 06, 2019

sugar glaze in the eyes… sure

Opal doesn’t eat donuts. They go straight to her keester.

The reason they call them glazed donuts is because they have so much sugar in them and when you eat them, your eyes glaze over.

’’Tis hard to imagine a cruller fate…

Hummmm Earl wagging a finger!

Earl has his priorities…..donuts RULE!

“A donut by any other shape will still taste as sweet.”

Shipley’s….Dunkin’…Krispy Kreme…just thinking about it makes me want some!

In my town both churches are about the same, except at coffee afterwards the Lutherans serve cookies, and the Catholics serve donuts. So now we’re Catholic!

I bet Earl said she had a sweet ass!

I have a simple question. Why was Opal sitting on the kitchen counter?

Glaze in his eyes, and sprinkles on his butt…

Cute. Made me laugh.

Hey! there are problems and then there are Tragedies!

Some times are times to cry. That WAS one of them.

Not that a flattened doughnut has lost any of its flavor.

I know several “young at heart” people who would be very happy to eat a squashed donut. Though probably not a squash donut.

I noticed this duo swapping sides of the bed. My wife and I would never do that.