Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 19, 2019

Speaking as someone who was once savaged by a hamster: I am triggered.

Then consider that a very small bit of flesh eating bacteria can kill you, piece by piece…

Still, that’s a pretty pointy little spear there. And who know what the dirt digger has been using it for…

I’ve tried to read Moby Dick three times, never gotten out of the harbour.

if 1/3 or more of this country is “obese”, either we’ve gotten a lot shorter, or the average adult mass is a good bit heavier than 140.I have not weighed 140 since 10th grade.

Give that chipmunk a wooden leg.

So that is what those little buggers have been chittering at me when I shoo them away from my bird feeders lol.

This reminds me of the episode of the anthology series Monsters called “Stressed Environment” where a behavioral scientist has been accelerating the intelligence of the little buggers by testing them to destruction till they learned too much and escape. Not before we see one standing on its hind legs and waving a weapon it had made. And killing the people involved in their creation. Evolution works the fastest in a changing and violent environment.