Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 30, 2019

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 5 years ago

    At least you don’t substitute math answers with drawings of clowns with flamethrowers.

    (Billy and Mandy reference.)

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    Averagemoe  over 5 years ago

    It’s both math and art. Phoebe calls it “mart”.

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    josh_bisbee  over 5 years ago

    I doodled on my papers during elementary school as well. But I didn’t do it where the answers were supposed to be, or change numbers into anything.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    The trick is to draw doodles so well that the teacher does a double-take and says “Whoa!”

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    boneroller42  over 5 years ago

    At least it’s not on her desk.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Better than just choosing “C” for each question.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Phoebe, you can be the world’s first professor of Art-ithmetic.

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    joegarret  over 5 years ago

    The numbers we write are just abstract shapes that have evolved over time to represent a quantity. As long as the teacher knows that Phoebe’s dragons represent the number 5 then there shouldn’t be a problem.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    Phoebe is going to be in a creative profession.Am I right?

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    I remember doing that as a kid. My teacher had the same problem…but she did commend me for the quality of the art at the same time.

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Jim is nothing like the dragon Phoebe already met, who merely has a taste for electricity.

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    lawrence.anderson  over 5 years ago

    I wish my college students were that creative…

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I ran into the same problem in college chemistry. I was told NO MORE submarines firing torpedoes out the sides of my sketches of flasks of liquids, no more polar bears and seagulls on the ice baths, no more drawing feet on the test stands (leaving a trail of footprints behind on the counter), etc. I was just trying to dress up some dull subjects.

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    dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You may want to dial back that attitude a little, Phoebe.

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    MyaApplesauce   over 5 years ago

    I imagine Jim looks like Trogdor the Burninater.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Does the cartoonist pick the colors? I find it strange that the star on Phoebe’s shirt is barely visible.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    I knew the Jim she’s describing – he was a sniper with the army…

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Any dragon worth his salt rains death from above!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    I would do that on my notes not on the work sheets.

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    BloodMoonDragon13  almost 4 years ago

    I want to see Jim the 5 dragon

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  5 months ago

    He’ll get along just fine with Todd! :D

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