That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 24, 2019

When was it ever a good idea to mix crossbows and alcohol?

(Woman to girl) “It’s called a Shirley Temple, dear. It’s all I can offer you while we’re out in public.”

Heinrich ended up pleading to criminally negligent homicide.

“But I wanna shoot the arrows too, Mummy.” “Now dear, be patient. You’ll get your turn after your father.”

“Dear, the other guests are already retiring and you already told the parakeet joke five times.”

The trouble with crossbow shooting is that it always ends up with quarrels…

You always know that when a guy with a weapon and a drink says, “Watch this!” it is not going to be pretty.

William Tell’s first stunt with an arrow and apple turned out much worse.

The day Robin Hood’s band were, UN-MERRY !

Yes, good sirrah, it is a lovely crossbow. But I note that he has a crossbow, as does he, and there’s even a crossbow leaning up against that wall. If you want to impress me, or any of the ladies, you need to find something unique.

She became “The Toast of Belgium”. Though she was only nine when she married the crossbow master, her wise mother approved fully. In years to come, she’d become the Annie Oakley of that weapon, and make a handsome living with the Cirque de Soleil…

It’s got to be 5 o’clock somewhere!

The first pogo stick had some flaws.

You have to check your crossbow at the bar if you want a drink.

He soon replaced the wine glass with a mirror, to show how he could shoot behind his back; that’s when the trouble started.

The crossbow isn’t loaded, but the people are. Crossbows don’t kill people, drunks do.

After he had his drink, he promptly took his crossbow and shot himself in the foot…

I’m not seeing any “crossbow”.

Toasting the winner or The victory of the crossbow shooter: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Auguste_Serrure_-_The_victory_of_the_crossbow_shooter.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1872 

http://gerberfineart.co.uk/2014/auguste-serrure/ 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate linked pages). So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/04/10?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there used the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2187 (April 23, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Oh, just LOOK at the time! Quick Judy, fetch my pogo stick! I must get hopping! :>)

Gustav was the #1 crossbow-slinger in Belgium and everyone in the saloon knew it.