Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 09, 2019

Maybe with water or wine, Majesty.

“Surely you don’t think I would steal something that does not belong to me?” – more-or-less quote from… uh… help me out please?

So many possible applications to answer Fink, it’s difficult to choose

Lawyer shirking his duty….client left to defend himself

I think that last statement eliminates the need for further explanation.

Obviously thought he couldn’t be accused of stealing from himself?

Maybe it’s sort of like faking your own kidnapping? Let the man talk, Fink!

Ah, he owns the place.

Attempted insurance fraud is not a sign of mental problems.