Close to Home by John McPherson for May 11, 2019

“What, honey?”

He’s got a bad case of the hives.

Yes, actually the side effects are very beenign.

Bee advised it looks like a sting operation is taking place.

Those things look like hornets’ nests.

He still looks as bee-utiful as ever! (Sorry; I know that one stung a little)

He should have them installed in his eyes, like that Taiwanese woman did.

I’ve heard of cauliflower ear but this is pushing it. ;-}

Gives him a buzz.

He should be wearing a yellow jacket.

Bees, for some reason don’t seem to bother me but yellow jackets with come right for me.

Funny comic and very funny comments. I bee laughing my head off!

That explains the buzzing in his ears.

Well, at least he has a good chance of getting out of a fight.

Huh? Bees don’t produce pollen. Perhaps flower pollen or grass pollen or tree pollen?

Princess Leia hairdo for men?

just hope those are not killer bees

Ummmm…… it’s not “bee pollen.” Pollen doesn’t come from bees. It comes from flowers, so it’s flower pollen.

From Wikipedia: “Bee pollen is a ball or pellet of field-gathered flower pollen packed by worker honeybees, and used as the primary food source for the hive.”

You can buy it in supermarkets.

Good thing he’s not taking urine injections…

A FWB of mine in the 90s said bee pollen gave him “a great stinger.” It really didn’t.

Getting flashbacks to American Horror Story.

based on the Roald Dahlshort story about eating too much queen bee honey?

Looks like he’s got a buzzcut, lol.