Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 26, 2011

I am waiting for a bad haircut to grow out, right now. And since he also got it way too short, it’s taking a long time.

Once I went to a new barber shop in my area, and got a Russian woman who was pretty much right off the boat, and spoke very little english it seemed. I told her that I wanted #2 on the sides and blend in the top. She immediately put on the #2 guard and cut a stripe right in the middle of my crown. I asked her what she was doing, she said “#2 sides un top.” (Well, she was partly right… that’s what I ended up getting.)

Seems he’d want to say, “No charge.”

Yul Bryner? Bruce Willis?

I always call them a three day cut as it takes three days just to get use to it…

The barber looks surprised that Adam didn’t tip him for making a mistake! L That’s why I buzz cut my own hair now … I can’t mess that up too badly!

What is that on Adam’s head?

Hey buddy, your tip is “find a new career path”.

That’s a hat to hide the haircut twypsi.

If Adam pulled down the hat a bit more he could look like Donald from Fat Albert’s gang. That would make a statement.

Amazes me how people who work in an industry that gets tips (waiters, hair stylist, …) are so surprised when they don’t get a tip for a poor service.

The cure for a bad haircut is two weeks.

Here’s a tip quit cutting hair.

Most barbers I’ve found seem to think all haircuts should be Army-legal. Bah.

Tip: Go back to mowing lawns.