Kliban by B. Kliban for May 29, 2019

OTOH, Ted was able to do a close up inspection of the croutons for rodent turds & dead flies … he was given a raise for his close attention to quality control.

Ted’s wife, on the other hand, fell into a vat of tempura and is now under protection as a battered woman.

I must say, this is a real crummy situation….he’ll be seasoned for sure…

I hope they don’t…garnish his pay?

He’s bread, Jim.

Forget him, he’s toast.

Is this the same Ted who was a handsome person and rarely had trouble with pencils?

Removing Ted required the entire crouton crew.

Well, Ted always DID have a rather Crusty personality…

I hope he doesn’t have a Caezure

And when asked why he yelled “Fire!”, well …

Remember the number of the vat. It’ll save you time searching.

This was fondly remembered as part of Ted’s salad days.

“Les Croutons – Vat #18”. The best on the market, ever!

Hope this wasn’t Celiac related ;(

This was born Batman’s most dangerous foe…The Crumb Bum!!!