Kliban by B. Kliban for May 24, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Classic joke. It kills in the islands.

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    mrcooncat  over 5 years ago

    “I just flew in from Maui … and boy are my arms tired!”

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    WoodstockJack  over 5 years ago

    Tough crowd. Silent as a bunch of … wait.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    As the class clams up with his enticing story…

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    WaitingMan  over 5 years ago

    After intermission comes “Act II: The Raw Bar”.

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    Audience doesn’t applaud? EAT ’EM!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I figured him for a Gallic accent.

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    There’s a good reason why this comedian was marooned…

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    Richard L. Johnston  over 5 years ago

    You’ve been a great audience … I’ll be here all week!

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    carlzr  over 5 years ago

    He is saving his best material for the palm trees. They are more likely to applaud.

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    Herb L 1954  over 5 years ago

    He has his clams all in a row ;)

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    jpozenel  over 5 years ago

    That time spent in Toastmasters was time well spent!

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    mistercatworks  over 5 years ago

    Maybe he heard talking to them would make them grow into clamatos (I say clamatos; you say clamatoes)

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 5 years ago

    I feel like that joke was autobiographical, but lacked a bit of je ne sais quoi.

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    cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Where’s the walrus?

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