Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 20, 2019

Amoosing!

Okay, folks. Start milking those cow puns now!

Those cows are ahead of me. I don’t have a Facebook page—-and I don’t intend to get one!

My review: “That milk was udderly the best I have ever had.” Of course I would have to use my Titter account and, much like Janet Jackson, put out a teat.

It’s not really about milk but which udder gives the farmer the best thrill.. cows are very competitive.

I’m a huge fan of cows – milk, butter, cheese, sour-cream, etc. I’ll like them!

The mere existence of Facebook drives me to drink something much stronger than milk………..

By the look on the farmers face I think his second product is “Wacky Weed”. Must spend most of his spare time “Justa setting on that Sack of Seeds”!

This comic reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI

or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzIwjLnNni0

“And if you don’t like it, we’ll moo you for everything you’ve got!”