The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 28, 2019

This really needed one of the jerseys to read “McCracken”.

Waving hand………..I know, I know!

‘Peter Panzerfaust’ a group of teenage French boys fighting the Nazis. Look it up

Dr. Hook? and the Medicine show

Hooking is a two minute penalty

He should play rugby. He would be a natural hooker!

Wait until they play the Gators!

It’s a man’s game. That other team needs to grow up.

GO BRUINS!!!!!!

Must not have been the Blues players…

He has moves like Jagr.

The other team is a bunch of fairies.

He wears the “C” on his jersey!

Uh-oh… typo. It should read “… if I catch you”, not “if catch you”. ;p

It’s probably Legg. He looks kinda shifty.

Must be the same zebras that were working last nights Bruins-Blues game. They didn’t see a thing.

That must be a high school game, there’s not a single player with a Russian name.

Hey, that’s a fine looking fedora you have there….

That would make him an unhappy hooker.

Someone’s always trying to pan his play.

That’s funny!

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

That joke could have gone in a completely different direction.

“It’s Smee!”

“It’s you?”

“It’s SMEE!”

“I heard you the first time. 5 minutes!”

“It’s not ME! IT’S SMEE!!!”

“I don’t have time for this! You’re out!”

It’s hockey Hook not sword fighting