The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 30, 2019

Or, perhaps, for the insole.

At least you’re slipper will feel sniffle much better.

For the second day in a row: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

That’s a record that even “Looks Good On Paper” hasn’t reached!

Comforting advice for those who get cold feet when they realize they’re going to have to walk the walk.

Tired of hearing, “Sorry, we don’t have your size in stock,” Al decided to take matters into his own hands.

So*that’s why* the chicken crossed the road. You know, so he wouldn’t end up in the SOUP !

Not the way I make it!

His shoe will be heeled in no time.

Yuck. And what a waste of perfectly good chicken soup!

Oh!

I would have thought it was a cook book.

I’ve never eaten chicken soup over filet of sole…

but it might be better than fish soup on chicken.

Let me know how that works out for you…I might give it a try.

Soon to be published: “Banana Peels for the Heels”

Sounds fishy.

It may warm the sole, but it won’t taste right.

And cats will follow you everywhere.

The heel of his sock should go in there. Gees, I hated walking on those RR tracks, mom. I got plantar’s warts and couldn’t tell the difference.

That’s travel broadly, not brothly.

No, turn the shoe over; you’re not reaching the sole!

He took it a little too literally, me thinks!

Later on you will hear “squish,squish,squuish!”

Should have been pouring it on a fish….

He misses his cat.

I thought the world’s biggest idiot was the guy who wrote the book, until I realized that the guy in the cartoon is an even bigger idiot.