Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 04, 2019

Are you “in your cups” at high tide, then?

That would explain the broken shells and clumps of seaweed in the bottom of the glass.

A twist of lime for this salty sea dog, lest he be a scurvy salty sea dog.

And the alcohol hits you in waves.

♫The tide is high, but I’m holding on.

I would leave…schooner than later.

Scotch, neap.

So, if I come back at high tide, can I get a schooner of Rum for the same price as this dingy?

I’ll bet that place is hoppin’ during high tide!

Now I want to see a “Candid Camera” type scene where this is really said to people and see how many fall for it.

And all the drinks smell like rotting fish.

Did they film the video “Wet Dream” by Kip Addotta there?

Cleverest way to cheat customers I’ve seen in a long time!