B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 19, 2019

Sometimes it PAY to not be first.

Remember, the early bird gets the worm…but it’s the SECOND mouse that gets the cheese.

It’s always the quiet ones who go first.

“Don’t EAT the Daisies!”

“Pick him! Pick him! Pick him! Hey! What’s wrong with me? Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!”

“I told Petunia to bathe more regularly …”

What a bloomin idiot! Be grateful he didn’t petal-back…..

This one’s too perfumey

This one’s too pungent

This one’s just right!

The male ant always looks like he’s got a grumpy expression on his face: am I misinterpreting it?

Love the wrinkled nose expression in dino panel #2; looks like a DANDY sneeze is on the way.

He was sniffing for the one that the wolf hadn’t peed on.

Probably what the Bride of Frankenstein’s (monster) were thinking at the wedding.

from https://askabiologist.asu.edu/content/ant-factoids: "According to different estimates, ants can carry 10 – 50 times their body weight! How? Because ants are so small, their muscles have a greater cross-sectional area (they are thicker) relative to their body size than in larger animals. This means they can produce more force pound-for-pound (or in the case of an ant, milligram-for-milligram). "

Evolution does not always favour the best and brightest, sometime all that is needed is to be least likely to get eaten.

Picky eater.

Survivor’s guilt.

Welcome to the wall flower club. Your day will come.

Now aren’t you glad you got pissed on?

Just because it smells good does not mean it tastes good.

Some dummies don’t know how to be thankful they just dodged a bullet.