Close to Home by John McPherson for May 24, 2019

That turned into a really sh—-y situation!

No problem. Just pretend you’re in San Francisco and do it on the sidewalk.

Talk about a moving experience!

The Prune Festival :for people on the go

What’s brown and lies on a piano bench? Beethoven’s last movement.

And here they first thought it was about trimming bushes and trees until they started serving the refreshments!

I accompanied a friend and his family to his daughter’s soccer game. Not one port-a-potty anywhere. My friend and I told a restaurant we would be back to eat. We lied, their prices were outrageous.

Oh the humanity…

Oh crap, I can imagine things are going to pile up quickly, one of the organizers may find themselves in a big pile of …. Well you know.

Well, plenty of wide open spaces all around you. Don’t be shy. Make a pile.

Good thing Bleeb’s got personal shields. He’s bound to get trampled plenty in that mob…

Sticky situation there.

We call the guy that picks it up after the festival a “Pile Driver”

Brilliant! Funniest CTH yet.

That would be a crappy situation!

Well that’s just Piss Poor Prior Planning Preventing Proper Performance.

I have heard of these mythical “prunes!”

The guy with foresight got the toilet paper concession.

“COMMA ON!”……….. Sh-t or get off the pot."

In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren’t invented, they’d leave their loads along the roads and travel on contented…

Where do they come up with these?!

This is when the sh#t hit the fans!

No need for caption. Picture told it all.

This situation really stinks!