Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 31, 2019

Someone’s got a head full of bubbles, and it’s not the beer.

That’s ROOT Beer you’re drinking

Aaaand… the date’s over.

Don’t worry, you can continue to talk to your beer, she already leaves.

Dear beer, I consume you or you consume me?

To paraphrase Jack Nicholson: You make me want to be a bitter man.

Get ready to have a drink poured on your head, guy. That is if you are lucky.

Hey lady…..RUN

Its just a matter of priorities – I guess he prefers to remain single and doing quite a good job at it!

Is he talking to his beer, or is it the beer talking?

Wait till that order of Tequilla gets to the table.

Another round of liquid mouth.

It’s ale uphill from here.

She’s going to be hopping mad.

I hope that she is the designated driver tonight.

Have a couple more, because she just finished reading “Fifty Shades of Gray” and she is going to flip the script.

Sometimes, comic strip guys can act so stupid it’s painful.

DILLY DILLY!

And before long, she’ll leave him crying IN his beer.