Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 30, 2019

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    Not really. You can fool yourself with emotions, but you can’t do it with logic.

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    That’s what daydreams are for – to make the present habitable.

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    Old Girl  about 5 years ago

    Well, my squirrels are building nests and dropping 2 of every 3 leaves/branches they cut. So I can dig the cleanup.

    My dilemma is where they’re working … who’s helping in who’s yard?

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    asrialfeeple  about 5 years ago

    I was only fooling myself.

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    jessegooddog  about 5 years ago
    I’ll be paddling across a lake while I sweep the kitchen floor this morning,
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    car2ner  about 5 years ago

    a little dance music helps with the illusion

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    The technique I use, when I must (as seldom as possible) is to add something to the unwanted task. Something at least marginally fun. For instance as a kid I had to sit through “10 minute” sermons that lasted up to 20 minutes (clock time) or 20 hours (internal time). Eventually I hit upon counting the number of times he said “and uh”, on one set of fingers, and the number of “um” on the other. He was easily capable of getting above 100 on both once he got the teeth between his bit. (Yeah, he did that too).

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    sufamelico  about 5 years ago

    “Such sorrow to think that I Think, Therefore I am”

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    medium2au  about 5 years ago

    I’d just like to compliment you on the idyllic scene at the top!

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    john  about 5 years ago

    Except by using invalid argument(s).

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

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    Eat your heart out, Kafka. I’ll see your metamorphosis and raise you the smell of island air and fresh grass clippings over whatever flies hang out in.

    Thomas Pynchon, I can’t make a sentence quite as impenetrable as you can, but don’t look over your shoulder. I think I’m showing some potential.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Start with a false or incorrect premise leads to false conclusions.

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