Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 22, 2019

Actually, the word is “vale”.

So does Sam get the 5% raise? He would be in the cubicle with himself automatically.

Pretty sure I’d take the 5%. I always wore noise-cancelling headphones at work, and shouted “put it in an email” when I thought someone was trying to talk to me.

I’ll take him over one of my current co-workers!

My boss would have made the deal and then stuck me with him anyway.

You watch… someone’s gonna take her up on it, maybe Ed.

Very unethical. In the real world Rita would be fired and/or named in a harassment suit.

ME! ME!! I’ll take the raise! I haven’t had a real raise in YEARS!

Does Sam split the leftover 4% with Rita?

Pretty sure Sam is getting at least a 5% raise for letting himself be used in this manner.

Poor Sam.

Rita needs to share an office with Sam or take a 50% pay cut.

“Rita, I’ve found a new job paying twice what you pay me and I’ll be doing less work. This is my two weeks notice. Good luck finding someone with my skill set. Your 1% joke is funny now, wait ’til you start interviewing. Oh yeah, I want an exit interview with your boss so I can throw you under the bus. "

It will be fun to see how she reacts when the CEO makes her the same offer…

He seems too positive to me. Kind of like Eeyore.