Sadly, Tarzan doesn’t just leave fools to die in the jungle of their own idiocy. It’s caused him no end of headache.
“If you are inexperienced and hunting animals barehanded, then you are idiots.” Great line and commentary on reality TV.
When Tarzan angry, the jungle trembles.
- old jungle saying
That’s why you bring a gun to a knife fight.
Funny how when Tarzan speaks, his mouth remains closed.
My personal preference is the older Tarzan, I really don’t like Tarzan with an edge.
Hyenas have a bite strength equal to lions. Snap your arm in two without much effort. Time for the Darwin Awards.
Looks like yellow hair has p*ssed off the wrong man. Slit his throat Tarzman!
BTW, it looks like the babes are getting quite friendly with the Tarzanator.
So, will our barbarian-style Tarzan end up with the “5 mil” and/or one or more of the babes?
SKJAM! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sadly, Tarzan doesn’t just leave fools to die in the jungle of their own idiocy. It’s caused him no end of headache.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
“If you are inexperienced and hunting animals barehanded, then you are idiots.” Great line and commentary on reality TV.
Gent over 5 years ago
When Tarzan angry, the jungle trembles.
- old jungle saying
joe piglet Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s why you bring a gun to a knife fight.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Funny how when Tarzan speaks, his mouth remains closed.
jergideon Premium Member over 5 years ago
My personal preference is the older Tarzan, I really don’t like Tarzan with an edge.
anomaly over 5 years ago
Hyenas have a bite strength equal to lions. Snap your arm in two without much effort. Time for the Darwin Awards.
ScottHolman over 5 years ago
Looks like yellow hair has p*ssed off the wrong man. Slit his throat Tarzman!
ScottHolman over 5 years ago
BTW, it looks like the babes are getting quite friendly with the Tarzanator.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
So, will our barbarian-style Tarzan end up with the “5 mil” and/or one or more of the babes?