Wait…so, they have movies about vampire unicorns in this universe?
Usually, they use a parodic version of a real piece of media, or just use the media itself (like the storyline with The Last Unicorn). Is this a real movie, or a parody of a real movie?
Vlad needs minions, to constantly reassure him. But what does a vampiricorn do, anyway? Drinking blood seems a bit out there for unicorns. Maybe he devours nervousness sparkles.
Vampire unicorns are immune to mirrors as they cannot be distracted by their own reflections. They are therefore able to mesmerize other unicorns by using mirrors, and then getting up to all sorts of mischief while the unicorn is helpless. The horror.
It used to be that mirrors were backed with silver, a metal considered to be holy and that’s where vampires not having a reflection comes from. Modern mirrors are aluminum backed.
But wait- wouldn’t Vlad (the Impaler, by the way- very appropriate for a bad-ass unicorn) have seen the stuck something just floating there in the mirror image?
Sugar Bombs 95 over 5 years ago
Wait…so, they have movies about vampire unicorns in this universe?
Usually, they use a parodic version of a real piece of media, or just use the media itself (like the storyline with The Last Unicorn). Is this a real movie, or a parody of a real movie?
Averagemoe over 5 years ago
Some beings just choose not to have reflections. They think mirrors are untrustworthy, so they don’t bother asking.
codycab over 5 years ago
Unicorns are surprisingly easy to scare.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
unicorn vampires… how original, Ms. Simpson
Antiyonder over 5 years ago
And unlike certain vampires, it makes more sense for the Unicorn variety ones to sparkle:-).
Monster Hesh over 5 years ago
Vlad needs minions, to constantly reassure him. But what does a vampiricorn do, anyway? Drinking blood seems a bit out there for unicorns. Maybe he devours nervousness sparkles.
Ophidiophile over 5 years ago
Vampire unicorns are immune to mirrors as they cannot be distracted by their own reflections. They are therefore able to mesmerize other unicorns by using mirrors, and then getting up to all sorts of mischief while the unicorn is helpless. The horror.
Cloudchaser over 5 years ago
It used to be that mirrors were backed with silver, a metal considered to be holy and that’s where vampires not having a reflection comes from. Modern mirrors are aluminum backed.
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
This also means he can’t be trapped gazing at his own reflection. Every con has a pro. And some people are a pro at conning.
Neo Stryder over 5 years ago
(sarcasm) Yes, shocking… BTW, did you know one of your complitations is sold here in Mexico totally translated?
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Vlad, you’ve got a bit of plasma just there.
lawrence.anderson over 5 years ago
But wait- wouldn’t Vlad (the Impaler, by the way- very appropriate for a bad-ass unicorn) have seen the stuck something just floating there in the mirror image?
dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s true, folks: Life is tough for the self-obsessed.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Not seeing your reflection would be horrible for men. Every day would be filled with the wife asking, “Honey does this make me look fat?”…
sjsczurek over 5 years ago
Wow! Totally unique expression on Marigold in the first panel!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Everyone knows the unicorn physiology is impervious to Vm virus infection. The movie is junk!
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 7 months ago
Yep! He’s a vampire all right. :P