FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 30, 2019

Andy better buy veggie dogs whether Jason, Peter, and Roger like it or not. As for a bigger pot, Jason better use a Jacuzzi .

I would put all my money on Peter.

Isn’t this the normal way to eat hot dogs?

Make sure you invite Mike Wolfe (American Pickers) and Joey Chestnut (reigning Hot dog eating champ) to your event. You need some professional entertainment.

Yes, it’s a bad idea—they’ll bankrupt themselves buying hot dogs before they figure out who the winner is.

They should BBQ the dogs.

Sign me up… I’ll bring the 55-gal drums of mustard and relish!!BEEP-BEEP-BEEP “…move the trailer just a little bit further… back, back… to the left… STAY OFF THE LAWN…back, a little more…”

Rationalized gluttony.

Is the pot used to cook the hot dogs or is it for….ummmm, you know…

Grille the hot dogs. The pot is for the baked beans!

I thought of veggie hot dogs until I checked found out had too much salt, pass. Pass on hot dogs.

ha ha!! very funny!! btw I met the guy who draws this strip. (bill amend). he’s nice. he gave me an autographed stirp. it came out sometime in augest 2010. check it out.

If Jason goes through with his plan, Dad and Peter will eat up all the hot dogs before the party even begins.

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So the last person who is either not dead or collapsed wins. XD

love foxtrot best comic ive ever read!!!!!

Or you could GRILL the hot dogs. You know, so they taste better. And because they’re not noodles.

I second this idea. Normal eating contests are more about who can eat the quickest rather than who can eat the most, and that’s absurd.