Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 17, 2019

18? I’m pretty sure Honey sent 20.

“Federal agents..er…I MEAN Fed-ex here with a package for……. Zonker?”

This may not be good….

Actually, that may turn out to be a smart move. Anyone who’s keeping an eye on Zonker will figure “well, he’s obviously not trying to hide anything, so we don’t have to go through these”.

I love Honey’s explanation.

I’m sure Duke won’t miss a thing.

“It started out as 20 bales, but you know, 2 bales, well, they ‘fell’ off the truck. No thanks, a tip won’t be necessary.”

Don’t go. It’s a trap.

DEA delivery system.

There was a slight carrying charge.

In LA County some dispensaries will deliver

Most cost-effective Super Bowl commercial ever: 30 seconds of color bars with a voice-over explaining how great this commercial was supposed to be, but the production studio was in New York and the telecast was emanating from LA, and the tape hadn’t arrived by air time. “Shoulda used FedEx!” (PS: Everybody says how great the “herding cats” commercial was, and sure it was entertaining, but what was it promoting? Anyone remember? A good commercial is one where you remember the sponsor’s product or service.)

“We’ll have to inspect those bales. We suspect you may be smuggling tobacco inside them.”

FUNNY!

The “herding cats” commtercial was for a company called Electronic Data Systems. Here’s a link to the Wikipedia article describing it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_Herders

At least they got 18. No harm, no foul.

Poor Zonk, jail is so not on his mind, but they will love it hospice!