Monty by Jim Meddick for June 15, 2019

Someone clue in poor Sedgie that the turntable’s arm is on the wrong side. Unless he’s searching for backwards evil meanings, given that it’s Alice Cooper.

“Well we got no class

And we got no principals

And we got no innocence

We can’t even think of a word that rhymes”

Not to Ms. Alice Cooper? (JK)

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Lotta words. Here’s 1, NO !

Dating myself, WE were singing this song when school got back out when this song was released. Still timeless.

And don’t forget to send a basket of live mice for his beloved snake….

Is Sedge getting a little uglier? Love his little saddle shoes.

Alice is the type of guy that would probably like a basket TBH

I wonder if that oil lamp has been “electrified?” Whale oil is now much more expensive than a few kilowatts…

Maybe an assortment of dried figs and prunes would be more appropriate?

This child has good taste in music.

From Vincent Damon Furnier (real name) to Alice Cooper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Cooper

For me it would have been to The Animals for “We Gotta Get Outta This Place.” It was on the jukebox in the cafeteria in my all-girls, nun-run high school, (well, it was the ‘60s, y’know?) and I got a huge kick out of the line, “We gotta get outta this place, girl, there’s a better life for me an’ you…”

And remember, no smokin’ in the boys room.

He could send Alice a CASE of those baskets… which would be more appropriate. ;D

That’s very thoughtful of you, Sedgwick Nuttingham III. Maybe Mr. Alice would be willing to come to the Nuttingham Estate for a house concert!

The real question here is why is the little twerp not in boarding school? Then when the school lets out for summer it is off to camp for two months.

OMG, I think I could eat that…