Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 05, 2019

My clone sleeps alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFGKHzY_38

Wiz must have just conjured up a couple copies of himself. Cloning doesn’t produce instant adults.

I see a repeat of Fantasia here. With an army of Wiz’s carrying buckets of water somewhere while Blanch is taking a nap.

So the Wiz has nothing better to do than to clone around?

Cartoonland is what makes it okay for anything to happen. Doesn’t have to make sense…they appeal to our funny bones!

Don’t clone her.

Hi! I’m Darrell. This is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell.

Well that is just unfair. The more of you there are the bigger the ‘honey do’ list gets.

Just for fun, do what she asks. See how long it takes her to run out of useless tasks.

“Send in the clones. There ought to be clones. Maybe they’re here.”

I pushed a clone out a window because I couldn’t stand listening to his foul language. Later I was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

unintended consequence

Aw, honey, let’s have another. O-k, runs off to the cloning machine.

That’s one downside to cloning.

Hey – those clones look like Michael Keaton!

Get a hold of yourself, Wiz.