I wore a life jacket while canoeing, it almost killed me. The canoe capsized, I came up and the back of my life jacket got caught on the lip of the upside down canoe. I couldn’t reach the surface of the water. I went down and away from the canoe and came up for air on the 2nd attempt.
JD'Huntsville'AL about 5 years ago
And we thought Norman was weird.
pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago
This is a family strip, so I’ll make only the vaguest allusion to any other protection he may be wearing. . . . Done.
Jeff0811 about 5 years ago
I wore a life jacket while canoeing, it almost killed me. The canoe capsized, I came up and the back of my life jacket got caught on the lip of the upside down canoe. I couldn’t reach the surface of the water. I went down and away from the canoe and came up for air on the 2nd attempt.
dadoctah about 5 years ago
“Okay, Stu, that’s fine, but where’s your tinfoil hat?”
sheilag about 5 years ago
Stu joined the “Coast Guard… Youth… Auxiliary!”… :-P
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
I thought he came accidentally from 2049 in a time machine made out of a Chevy Volt
jagedlo about 5 years ago
thing is…what is going to protect you from the heat stroke you may end up getting from wearing all that stuff in the middle of a summer day?
davanden about 5 years ago
A bullet proof vest would be more useful these days.
theincrediblebulk about 5 years ago
So Stu how are you’re parents, Mr. and Mrs. Pid?
Tentoes about 5 years ago
Had a scoutmaster would would ask for something completely off-the-wall. Then say, “Be prepared!”
barister about 5 years ago
What kind of adventure is this kid planning for the day??!
DaveQuinn about 5 years ago
In the first panel, if he is wearing a parachute…it is VERY small, totally invisible.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
“And a built-in airbag…”
Dr_Fogg about 5 years ago
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
And lives in a bunker.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 5 years ago
No bullet proof vest? Crash helmet? Combat boots?
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
I thought the only people that walked around wearing parachutes were CEOs…
Bambihunter6 about 5 years ago
I think I know this guy . . .
poopsypoo Premium Member about 5 years ago
Stu is worse off than Norm!!!