Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 28, 2019

I’ll take two, please.

I could use one of those.

I could use several… :) ♥

I don’t THINK SOOOOO!

Soon on Amaz…ing :D

I hope that’s an industrial-sized vat; folks will want to bathe in the stuff.

Hope in a jar.

As seen on TV?

I can only wish. :-(

And costs $19.99

The only catch is that they are sold out and backorders extend for the next 100 years…

Restores memory? No thanks.

Available at Macy’s.

I need this. Is there a discount if you buy in bulk?

I’ll take a lifetime supply.

It does all those things, but turns you into a crocodile.

Of course there is a cure for aging…….it has a terminal effect.;-)