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Donkeys are also very smart. When they were used to string telegraph/telephone lines in rough country, they would learn how many poles to go before transposing the wires.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
According to WIkipedia, it presently ends at a 2006-born Kong Youren for Confucius’ descendants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_tree_of_Confucius_in_the_main_line_of_descent
wjones over 5 years ago
So, is there a barber in the space station?
Gent over 5 years ago
No confusion over the descendancy, eh?
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago
The haircut probably only cost the taxpayers a kazillion dollars.
TXD2 over 5 years ago
Confucius busy boy…
whahoppened over 5 years ago
I was expecting 2 dozen Confucius jokes.(That can be printed)
Spock over 5 years ago
And it might well be that none of them has any genes from Confucius.
Aussie Down Under over 5 years ago
The donkey eye thing for some reason, reminds me of Marty Feldman (RIP)
R.R.Bedford over 5 years ago
haircut? In space? in the slightly altered words of the FROZEN song, “Let it grow, let it grow…”
dv1093 over 5 years ago
Adam and Eve have more.
FassEddie over 5 years ago
Wow. So Confucius had way more kids than Jesus, huh? Oh, wait.
Under Dog Premium Member over 5 years ago
Confucius says “Girl you lookin’ good”.
The Pro from Dover over 5 years ago
3 million living Descendants? So Confucius say.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Confucius say… wait a minute, here come woman with baby.. must run..”
Radish... over 5 years ago
Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.
danholt over 5 years ago
Haircuts in space courtesy of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tTLbyPEtpU
boniface22 over 5 years ago
After a few beers I can see all four of my feet too.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Confucius say: all work and no play make Confucius a dull boy
jvn over 5 years ago
By the year 2112, half the population of Earth will be descendants of Confucius or a Kardashian. Or a hybrid.
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
Birth of the Flo-Bee.
tuslog1964 over 5 years ago
Donkeys are also very smart. When they were used to string telegraph/telephone lines in rough country, they would learn how many poles to go before transposing the wires.
Scott S over 5 years ago
Confucius say Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with stinky fingers!
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Why shirtless?
todyoung over 5 years ago
Re: the Confucious bit: did someone construct an ancestry.com family tree for him? Where’s the list? :-)
Petemejia77 over 5 years ago
Weitz looks like my dad back in the day.