Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 20, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    According to WIkipedia, it presently ends at a 2006-born Kong Youren for Confucius’ descendants.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_tree_of_Confucius_in_the_main_line_of_descent

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    jasonsnakelover  about 5 years ago

    Waul Peitz

    I doubt they put his hairs out of an airlock, and I’m guessing they had some sort of trash can to put it in. I wonder why they don’t use trash cans for when people in space relieve themselves instead of using expensive toilets.

    And to this day, Confucius’ statements are put in fortune cookies.

    Of all the ones at GoComics I like Ripley’s Believe it or Not the best.

    Take care and may God bless.

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    wjones  about 5 years ago

    So, is there a barber in the space station?

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    No confusion over the descendancy, eh?

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The haircut probably only cost the taxpayers a kazillion dollars.

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    TXD2  about 5 years ago

    Confucius busy boy…

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    I was expecting 2 dozen Confucius jokes.(That can be printed)

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    Spock  about 5 years ago

    And it might well be that none of them has any genes from Confucius.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    The donkey eye thing for some reason, reminds me of Marty Feldman (RIP)

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    R.R.Bedford  about 5 years ago

    haircut? In space? in the slightly altered words of the FROZEN song, “Let it grow, let it grow…”

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    dv1093  about 5 years ago

    Adam and Eve have more.

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    FassEddie  about 5 years ago

    Wow. So Confucius had way more kids than Jesus, huh? Oh, wait.

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    Under Dog Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Confucius says “Girl you lookin’ good”.

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    The Pro from Dover  about 5 years ago

    3 million living Descendants? So Confucius say.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    “Confucius say… wait a minute, here come woman with baby.. must run..”

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.

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    danholt  about 5 years ago

    Haircuts in space courtesy of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tTLbyPEtpU

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    boniface22  about 5 years ago

    After a few beers I can see all four of my feet too.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    Confucius say: all work and no play make Confucius a dull boy

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    jvn  about 5 years ago

    By the year 2112, half the population of Earth will be descendants of Confucius or a Kardashian. Or a hybrid.

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    6turtle9  about 5 years ago

    Birth of the Flo-Bee.

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    tuslog1964  about 5 years ago

    Donkeys are also very smart. When they were used to string telegraph/telephone lines in rough country, they would learn how many poles to go before transposing the wires.

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    Scott S  about 5 years ago

    Confucius say Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with stinky fingers!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Why shirtless?

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    todyoung  about 5 years ago

    Re: the Confucious bit: did someone construct an ancestry.com family tree for him? Where’s the list? :-)

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    Petemejia77  about 5 years ago

    Weitz looks like my dad back in the day.

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