Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 20, 2019

According to WIkipedia, it presently ends at a 2006-born Kong Youren for Confucius’ descendants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_tree_of_Confucius_in_the_main_line_of_descent

So, is there a barber in the space station?

No confusion over the descendancy, eh?

The haircut probably only cost the taxpayers a kazillion dollars.

Confucius busy boy…

I was expecting 2 dozen Confucius jokes.(That can be printed)

And it might well be that none of them has any genes from Confucius.

The donkey eye thing for some reason, reminds me of Marty Feldman (RIP)

haircut? In space? in the slightly altered words of the FROZEN song, “Let it grow, let it grow…”

Adam and Eve have more.

Wow. So Confucius had way more kids than Jesus, huh? Oh, wait.

Confucius says “Girl you lookin’ good”.

3 million living Descendants? So Confucius say.

“Confucius say… wait a minute, here come woman with baby.. must run..”

Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.

Haircuts in space courtesy of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tTLbyPEtpU

After a few beers I can see all four of my feet too.

Confucius say: all work and no play make Confucius a dull boy

By the year 2112, half the population of Earth will be descendants of Confucius or a Kardashian. Or a hybrid.

Birth of the Flo-Bee.

Donkeys are also very smart. When they were used to string telegraph/telephone lines in rough country, they would learn how many poles to go before transposing the wires.

Confucius say Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with stinky fingers!

Why shirtless?

Re: the Confucious bit: did someone construct an ancestry.com family tree for him? Where’s the list? :-)

Weitz looks like my dad back in the day.