Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 21, 2019

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    It’s good for what ails you. Put me down for dozen!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Spokescat in which market? After sentence two or three, you’ll have lost all the Americans. You have to use his “British charm” to speak American.

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    rush.diana  over 5 years ago

    I don’t know what the hell he just said but I’ll buy a bottle of them

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Satchel, asking the follow-up everyone else wanted to.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    “Out of curiosity, what COULD I get for a monkey?”

    Whatever it asks for.

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    comic4matt  over 5 years ago

    Weeeellll… You’ll definetely need something for a headache, trying to decipher this…

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Wonder how much of M3’s harangue was pre-WW2 Brit slang & what was made up by Darby?

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    And Bob is your uncle ! ;-)

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    WaitingMan  over 5 years ago

    Google Translate just exploded.

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    sheilag  over 5 years ago

    Monkey – £500 – I heard it once on a show about car buying (some people will know which one)… oddest term I’ve heard… :-P

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is it true that one monkey is worth two tiddleys?

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    ekw555  over 5 years ago

    well I think, as usual, it’s the rhyming slang, so -

    “feeling a bit Moby” = sick (Moby Dick)

    and I am thinking Jack Mills = pills

    tiddley = drink (tiddley wink)

    Clements & Wonky Newingtons? I couldn’t begin to guess

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Okay, I had to translate this. Here goes…

    I figured “Jack Mills” is supposed to be pills in cockney rhyming slang, but I found “Mick Mills” in my googling instead.

    “Moby” means sick, of course, but in full it’s “Moby Dick.” Makes the rhyming clearer.

    “Tiddley” means drunk, so basically take a couple of these headache pills and have another hangover.

    “Clements” is “Clement Freud” (hemorrhoids).

    “Wonky Newington”… well, “Newington Butts” is guts or stomach. Wonky we Americans know, so basically an upset stomach or other similar malady.

    As someone mentioned, “monkey” is 500 pounds.

    Think I got ’em all.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    More than you could get for a Bucky.

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    iggyman  over 5 years ago

    Does Satchel want to get into Monkey Business?

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    cjbaier  over 5 years ago

    What is “clements”?

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Gus Grissom: You’ve got it all wrong, the issue here ain’t pussy. The issue here is monkey.

    John Glenn: What?

    Gus Grissom: Us. We are the monkey.

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    I’d rather have one of Inspector Clouseau’s minkies.

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    kauri44  over 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t Mac need a work visa? (I wonder what category they have for talking animals?)

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    Best cartoon character ever. :-D

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    STARTS WITH A B  over 5 years ago

    Here you go mates.http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/c.htm

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    bloodykate  over 5 years ago

    Hilarious!

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    kfccanada  over 5 years ago

    It was a really cute patter…almost like a rap song….British people would probably love it…

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