F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 22, 2019

So asks the man evolved from an ape

“Work on your pecs and develop a taste for worms.”

Obesity, tattoos, ironic beards… none of those things are working so far.

Oy

“Eat like a bird and don’t sh*t in your own nest.”

For starters, replace your bones with Styrofoam.

“Look to the long term,” says the bird.

Don’t die out.

Find a waterproof cave and hide!

first, establish the pecking order

Unfortunately, this time the birds are dying out, too.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn9472-bird-extinction-rates-far-worse-than-realised/

reduce population and get past religion. We create the most dangerous threats to our continued existence.

Get a head start ASAP

He’d better figure it out fast!

I’m listening …

His advice, it turned out was ‘cheep’.

Migration is key