Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 20, 2019

And a nice Chianti on the side.

The worst part is Leo’s not joking.

Actress; “Do you like children?”

W.C. Fields responds, “I do if they’re properly cooked.” (from Tillie and Gus )

It’s good the recipe calls for toddlers, because they start to taste gamey once they reach four or five.

“And thank you for sharing with me your plans, Gary. I’m looking forward to it.”

Leopold eats broccoli? Yuck.

Yep, the human version of veal.

Leopold eats broccoli?

Poor Gary! There’s no reasoning with Leopold! Leopold has a one track mind….blood and guts with a side of broccoli and wild rice…M M M M M

Are toddlers good with red or white wine?

Nom, nom, nom, nom. burp. :)

I like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

As my dearly departed uncle would impishly say: “I love children…FOR BREAKFAST!”…

Mmmm! Yummy! Just don’t overcook them, Leopold; you want to be sure they remain tender and juicy!

Did you get your recipe from The Long Pig Cookbook?

“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” Thomas Harris

I’m definitely pro life until the toddlers are on my Dinner plate

If vampires still produced sperm, perhaps . . .