Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 26, 2019

Let me tell you about gender plasticity.

All the girls at my High School were bisexual. If I mentioned sex, they said “Bye.”

After a few noes, his next response will be, ‘can I watch?’

“And the next YOU ask, I’ll still be Gay.”

If the roles were reversed he would have a much harder time convincing her he couldn’t be changed….in my experience anyhow.

John, he ain’t gonna get nowhere! You should see her “boyfriend”, who’s a better “man” than he is!

There are men who make women consider becoming gay.

I’ll check back later, after my sex change. Like Renee Richards, who gets a sex change, and then dates lesbians; what some guys will go through to get a girl.

Apparently, she knows what she’s missing…and she ain’t missin’ it.

“I’m usually pretty happy, myself. But what does that have to do with going out with me?”

“What a coincidence, so am I!”

“What?! I’m gonna have to turn you back!”

They should be compatible since they both like to do the same thing to women

The Eternal Optimist

Funny! :-D

“Mister, I’m not just gay I’m positively ecstatic”…

Line from a Christmas song……Now we don our GAY apparel FaLaLa FaLaLa LALALA!! Our high school choir sang it one year and we all went Liberace on the audience on that stanza…….to a standing ovation……from everyone. Except our parents……whom began to worry about us. 1971!

Even funnier on the second day.

“Only for you, my darling, only for you.”

For You, I would be a girl.